My Day

I cut my knee open today
Got hit on awkwardly by a gay
Got in a verbal fight and got told
Checked out a sixteen year old
Afterward felt like a creep
Running on 3 hours of sleep.
Just came down from my caffeine high
During which I was "that guy"
Spilled some mustard on my lap
A kid woke me in the middle of a nap
Then you wanna know what I did?
I naturally hit that little kid
Went out to eat, left no tip
That waitress gave me too much lip
Half my memory just went gone
Or else I'd tell you what else went on
There's something good though,
Something right.
At the end of this tunnel there is a light,
At the end of this day, there is a night
I'm gonna lay down, and go sleep tight.
Goodnight.